Tag Archives: thoughts

The Golf Club Locker Room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages  the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: … Continue reading

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Meaning behind car brands…

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…. VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The … Continue reading

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A very funny online scam… read on…

lauffmao !!! Man buys penis enlarger, gets magnifying glass instead BY NATASHA JOIBI KUALA LUMPUR: A man who purchased a penis enlargement device online had a rude shock when he received a magnifying glass instead of the device he thought he … Continue reading

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Learn from this kid – how to intelligently answer to interrogation questions!

Police: Where do you live?Small boy: with my parents.Police: Where do your parents live?Small boy: with me.Police: And where do you live all?Small boy: TogetherPolice: Where is Your Home?Small: Beside my neighbors’ house.Police: Where is your neighbors’ house?Small boy: if … Continue reading

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TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM … Continue reading

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In a public toilet…

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up … Continue reading

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Happy ‘funny’ Valentine’s Day !!!

Since it’s Valentine’s Day I decided to EDUCATE you all a bit about Men. .. Men’s Pearls of Wisdom 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, … Continue reading

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