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This student deserves an award !

True or False? Lauffmao !!!

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Forgetful wife…

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room… it wasn’t there. Suddenly I realized I must have … Continue reading

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Learn from this kid – how to intelligently answer to interrogation questions!

Police: Where do you live?Small boy: with my parents.Police: Where do your parents live?Small boy: with me.Police: And where do you live all?Small boy: TogetherPolice: Where is Your Home?Small: Beside my neighbors’ house.Police: Where is your neighbors’ house?Small boy: if … Continue reading

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TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM … Continue reading

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In a public toilet…

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up … Continue reading

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Happy ‘funny’ Valentine’s Day !!!

Since it’s Valentine’s Day I decided to EDUCATE you all a bit about Men. .. Men’s Pearls of Wisdom 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, … Continue reading

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Lesson to learn from Sex and Life

Lesson to learn from Sex and Life: 1.Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple,the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of “buy one get one free”! 2.Did you ever notice: everything on a woman’s … Continue reading

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