The Golf Club Locker Room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. 
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages 
the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. 
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello’

WOMAN: ‘Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?’

MAN: ‘Yes’

WOMAN: ‘I am at the mall now and found this 
beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK 
if I buy it?’

MAN: ‘Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.’

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership 
and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.’

MAN: ‘How much?’

WOMAN: ‘$390,000’

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.’

WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing….the house I 
wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking 
$2,950,000′ for it.

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 
$2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go 
the extra $150,000 if it’s really a pretty good price.’

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!’

MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.’

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are 
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: ‘Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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