Monthly Archives: February 2014

TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM … Continue reading

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In a public toilet…

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, he said “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice said “So what are you up … Continue reading

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Happy ‘funny’ Valentine’s Day !!!

Since it’s Valentine’s Day I decided to EDUCATE you all a bit about Men. .. Men’s Pearls of Wisdom 1. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember, … Continue reading

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